Posts Tagged ‘pointless’

Yet More Tektek Absurdities

June 20, 2011

Why? WHY?!?!

No good reason. Here are tektek chibis of some of the oWoD folks that I’ve encountered in my relatively recent online play.

Varge

Peyton Westlake here may sure look a whole lot like Raziel from the Legacy of Kain series (and he’s supposed to, though less the wings), but he’s actually a CoG Metis with blood ties to the Black Spiral Dancers and was the first Gaian Garou to befriend Krissy.

Varge

Varge here is a huge Get of Fenris Modi that has befriended Krissy. He very nearly killed her the first time that they met, but they’ve grown quite fond of one another since then.

Varge
Adrick Vladmir, AKA Night-Devours is the Adren Shadowlord that finally ran Krissy to ground and captured her.

Shawn
Shawn, Krissy’s friend and sometime lover, one of the few people that she can (even though only occasionally even in his case) show physical affection to when she’s in Homid form. He’s essentially an immortal human of some sort.

Gauvain Laurent

This is Gauvain Laurent, a Sabbat bishop (Brujah Antitribu) who tends to have a personality a bit more like a Camarilla vampire than a Sabbat one – just without their obsession for the Masquerade, of course. He convinced Dr. Pestes to loan Number Three over to him as a temporary bodyguard and paramour – the latter even though, as a vampire, he has no real sex drive.

Achlys

Meet Achlys Amadore. Achlys is a Jhor-ridden orphan Mage that spends a lot of time dealing with Wraiths. He’s also somehow managed to befriend Three and seems like he wants to actually date her; he thinks the freakish bondage-clad Tzimisce Ghoul is a very pretty girl. D’awwww.

Katherine Connor
Katherine Connor, Zantosa family revenant and a descendant of Dr. Pestes that sometimes stays at his estate. She’s very fond of Three.

Speaking of Three, I did some more avatars of her in various outfits. Why? See the top of this page.
Three BodysuitThree lingerie 1Three lingerie 2Three Crusade
The first is her wearing her alternate primary outfit, a sleeveless PVC catsuit. the next two are, well, pretty obvious, and the fourth is  her geared up for a sabbat Crusade.

Barry 'Suplex' Harding

This is Barry ‘Suplex’ Harding, a Silver Fang Ahroun and former high school athlete. He’s in Glabro form here – in Homid form he’s a blonde dude.

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Oh, The Germanity! A Real Cowgirl!

April 5, 2011

Horse dreams dashed, German teen turns to cow Luna

Regina Mayer

LAUFEN, Germany – When Regina Mayer’s parents dashed her hopes of getting a horse, the resourceful 15-year-old didn’t sit in her room and sulk. Instead, she turned to a cow called Luna to make her riding dreams come true…

Now, something about a young German girl jumping over fences on cowback makes me happy. I just can’t help it.

More TekTek Foolishness

April 5, 2011

Why do I love making these ridiculous little Gaia Online avatars so much, even though I have never played Gaia Online or visited their forums and have no interest in doing so? The world may never know.

Anyhow, this one’s a mixed Overwatch Project/Troubled collection. (more…)

Did You Just Curb Stomp A Bloodthirster?

January 16, 2011

Back when I was still in high school lo these many moons ago (1995), there was an incident in my then-active (and now dormant but not actually over) Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 1st edition campaign where Uhlrik got lured into a combat-by-champion as his forces were preparing to fight Dark Elves in the Battle of Finval Plain. What the Druchii had somehow failed to mention was the fact that their champion was a Keeper of Secrets, greater daemon of Slaanesh, by the name of Kathaekeen. Uhlrik actually won the duel though he was severely injured and took multiple minor critical hits before chopping off the daemon’s arm and then bisecting the monster at the waist.

Uhlrik Smiting the Keeper of Secrets

Uhlrik Smiting the Keeper of Secrets, drawn 1995

This incident took place when Uhlrik was already absurdly powerful but he was weaker than he is now, and his infamously nasty magic battle axe Frost Drake had not yet been upgraded by the Priests of Vaul to its current power levels either. The dice were fairly kind to him, and he pulled out a win. So today, I was idly wondering how he’d stack up against Greater Daemons of various sorts now. So I”m going to run the numbers and see what we get. Remember that this is using WFRP 1st edition rules. I don’t own the second or third editions, and haven’t converted the big guy’s stats over. How Uhlrik would do against the same creatures in those systems, I really couldn’t say. (more…)

His Majesty, Prince Rohr!

September 14, 2010

Last night, as I was in that state somewhere between totally asleep and sort-of awake, I had a dream that has mostly escaped, but which had a repeated element that has stuck with me all morning thus far.

That bit was a scene where a menacing midget with rather nasty teeth came over a hill followed by more midgets and guys that might have been giants or ogres. All had black hair and wore armor and kit that were somewhere between Huns and Persians.

As they crested the hill, the “camera” zoomed in on the lead midget and he bellowed in a powerful and deep voice, “His Majesty, Prince Rohr!” (with a little reverb too, if memory serves). I remember panning over to see the prince’s arrival, but I can’t for the life of me remember what the dude looked like. The roaring midget herald’s the main thing that sticks out in my memory.

Just sharing.

Him’s My Friend!

June 29, 2009

Yes, another cute picture of a small mutant turtle. One would think I’d get sick of these. Well, I don’t.

An albino baby turtle swims with green sea babies turtle in ...

This is my happy for the day.

Tektek Pointlessness: Metroid Edition

February 28, 2009


Samus Aran in her Zero Suit.


Samus Aran in her power suit/varia suit, along with as clsoe to one of her bombs and a baby metroid as I could find.

There Is Absolutely No Cause For Alarm

January 31, 2009


A number of folks out there have surely already seen these, but I felt the need to share anyhow. These are not photoshops, they are traffic signs that some enterprising Austin folks hacked into and reprogrammed. The local authorities were more bemused than angered. As for myself, I am mostly entertained. The “nazi zombies!” is my favorite one.

Crucial News

July 28, 2008

I have a very important, and very personal announcement.

I Point and laugh at you

Made ya look!

Those few of you that follow my LJ ought to know that I barely say anything personal in my LJ, and if I do it’s friends-locked.

Total point-and-laugh, just to show you how mature I am.

I do hope that was enlightening.

YYaayy!

May 29, 2008

You know you love him.

My wife found another bone like my snacksized little friend. Here‘s another shot of him. Huzzah!