Archive for the ‘Meme’ Category

Even Memetards Put The Year In Review

December 30, 2008

Yes, it’s that meme that’s sweeping my flist. I stoled it from you, and you know who you are. I’m adding links to the original posts though, because I march to the beat of a different drummer. Also, I have noticed that "sick at home" is apparently in Pittsburg. Interesting.

Copy the first line from the first post of each month, and post them in a journal entry. (excluding memes)

In honor of the impending return of GK:1943, I’ve decided to post some silliness.

I’ve been fiddling around with this silly thing again.

The chinese restaurant owners that came across this groovy little spider-frog were kind enough not to toss him in the pot. (amusingly, TekTek got pushed back to post 2!)

Washing your car to make it rain doesn’t work.

Police: Texas man trying to cash $360 billion check arrested.

The SUV is Dead: Yahoo Editorial.

That is not a fortune.

Today, I stumbled across the following: apparently this critter, dubbed the "Montauk Monster" washed up on a beach in Montauk, NY.

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again.

I finally watched this film tonight, after meaning to for ages.

Accused Drunk Driver Ends Up Running Over Himself.

Recently when I was visiting a household full of folks from my church that also happens to be a household full of gamers, we got talking for a short while about game-related geektude.

So there you have it. Apparently, this year in LJ has been wacky news, random observations and TekTek.
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Now playing: Enya – One By One
via FoxyTunes   

I’m a rainbow-spangled memetard! Whee!

November 29, 2008

This meme was memeficated from  and somebody else, though I’m too tranquil lazy right now to look up who the other was. Yeah.

Your rainbow is intensely shaded black, blue, and orange.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

What is says about you: You are a tranquil person. You appreciate mystery. You may meet people who are afraid of you. Others are amazed at how you don’t give up.

Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.

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Now playing: Third Eye Blind – Semi-Charmed Life
via FoxyTunes   

Artistic Memetardedness

November 8, 2008

Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test…

Traditional, Vibrant, and Tasteful

14 Islamic, -10 Impressionist, 12 Ukiyo-e, -15 Cubist, -17 Abstract and 14 Renaissance!

Islamic art is developed from many sources: Roman, Early Christian, and Byzantine styles were taken over in early Islamic architecture; the architecture and decorative art of pre-Islamic Persia was of paramount significance; Central Asian styles were brought in with various nomadic incursions; and Chinese influences . Islamic art uses many geometical floral or vegetable designs in a repetitive pattern known as arabesque. It is used to symbolize the transcendent, indivisible and infinite nature of Allah.

People that like Islamic art tend to be more traditional people that appreciate keeping patterns that they learned and experienced from their past. It is not to say that they are not innovative personalities, they just do not like to let go of their roots. They like to put new ideas into details and make certain that they will work before sharing them with others. Failure is not something they like to think about because they are more interested in being successful and appreciated for their intelligence. These people can also be or like elaborate things in their life as long as they are tasteful. They tend to prefer geometric patterns and vibrant colors.

 

Take What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test at HelloQuizzy

Well, I do tend to like some persian and islamic stuff but usually I actually prefer chinese paintings, and I adore Northern Renaissance work (like Jan van Eyck and Dürer) more than the better-known southern stuff except of course for Da Vinci, who’s almost as high in my estimation as Dürer. Plus I’m very fond of a lot of 20th-21st century stuff. Then again, I’m better versed in art and art history than most people are, so my tastes are possibly more eclectic as well. The pieces that were in this quiz poorly represented my tastes in those scores, but the personality take’s not far off. That particular piece with the horses is simply lovely though.

Writer’s Block: The Undead

October 28, 2008

Not once I’m through with them, they aren’t. *ka-click!*

Halloween Memetardedness.

October 9, 2008

This was obtained from  while her brains were being eaten..

Halloween Meme
calls to let them know the psycho killer’s in the front seat
puts apples in your razorblades
TPs
gives you a toothbrush
devours the entire neighbourhood’s Bank Manager’s lunchbox
TPs your socks
puts fake eyeballs in your Wings Greatest Hits
buries at the crossroads with a axe through their heart
tries to pick up Phantom Hitchhikers
eats ‘s spicy, spicy brains.
shows up with burning torches, pitchforks and dip
lucretiasheartlucretiasheart creates an unholy monstrosity from kurosaukurosau, lucretiasheartlucretiasheart and creativedv8tioncreativedv8tion
puts real eyeballs in your pumpkin
sacrifices ‘s cutlery
runs around screaming for hours until abruptly silenced by , wielding a sharpened steak (rare)
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Memetarded Mythology

October 5, 2008

I lifted this from   when he wasn’t looking. He should have been keeping better tabs on it.

Your result for The Mythological God Test…

Coyote

Indeed, you are 88% erudite, 71% sensual, 54% martial, and 71% saturnine.

Coyote was an important being to several Native American tribes. He was one of those tricksters that are found in several world mythologies, in fact very close in temperament and deed to Loki of the Norse pantheon.

Eternally scavenging for food, he represents the most basic instincts, but in other narratives, he is also the father of the Indian people and a potent conductor of spiritual forces in the form of sacred dreams. In the “Myth of the Stars and the Moon” he is shown as a wise counsellor even.

There are more stories about him than stars in the sky. For example, did you hear the one about the “Spying Moon”? It seems that someone had pinched the moon, and Coyote offered to stand in as replacement. Everyone agreed that he made a fine moon, but from his elevated position Coyote could see everything that was going on. Being of an irritating disposition, he couldn’t resist blowing the whistle on friends and enemies alike. "Hey, look what Badger is doing behind his tepee!"

Pretty soon everyone was sick of his snooping and voted him out of the sky. But nothing can keep Coyote down for long. Being an old show-off, he loves to impress the girls by juggling his eyeballs. One day he threw one so high it got stuck in the sky and became the star Arcturus. So even now he’s keeping an eye on us all.

The Fifteen Gods

These are the 15 categories of this test. If you score above average in …

…all or none of the four variables: Dagda. …
Erudite: Thoth. …
Sensual: Frey. …
Martial: Mars. …
Saturnine: Mictlantecuhtli. …

Erudite & Sensual: Amun. …
Erudite & Martial: Odin. …
Erudite & Saturnine: Anubis. …
Sensual & Martial: Zeus. …
Sensual & Saturnine: Cernunnos. …
Martial & Saturnine: Loki. …

Erudite, Sensual & Martial: Lug. …
Erudite, Sensual & Saturnine: Coyote. …
Erudite, Martial & Saturnine: Hades. …
Sensual, Martial & Saturnine: Pan.

Take The Mythological God Test at HelloQuizzy

How Well Do You Know This Memetard?

August 19, 2008

Go ahead. You know you want to try (or not). Comments are screened for (at least) 24 hours. Then I’ll let you know who got the most points and the correct answers. Even If you regularly read my LJ you might well have some trouble with more than a few of these.

I thiefificated this one from

, while he was busy battening down the hatches.

(1 Point) My first name:
(2 Points) My last name:
(3 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(1 Point) Which Hogwarts house would I be sorted into?:
(1 Point) What is my hair color?:
(3 Points) Name my celeb-crush :
(1 Points) Do I have any children?:
(2 Points) What work do I do?:
(3 Points) What am I afraid of?:
(2 Points) Do I smoke?:
(2 Points) Do I drink?:
(2 Points) If I drink, what do I order?:
(2 Points) Do I have any siblings?:
(2 Points) How many?:
(4 Points) What’s one of my favorite things to do?:
(2 Points) How many piercings do I have?:
(3 Points) What’s my astrological sign?:
(2 Points) What’s my favorite way to relax?:
(2 Points) Who is my favorite band/artist?:
(3 Points) Am I shy or outgoing?:
(4 Points) What is my secret ‘if I could do anything, money/reality no object’ dream?:
(2 Points) What is my favorite color?:
(2 Points) Name something I hate:
(2 Points) Name a talent I have:
(2 Points) What’s my fave place to shop?
(4 Points) What kind of shoes do I wear?:
(2 Points) Do I have any pets?:
(1 Point) Am I married?:
(3 Points) What is/was my field of study?:
(3 Points) Name something I collect:
(5 Points) What is the color of my bedroom?:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit?:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island/desolate mountaintop, what would I bring:
(6 Points) What’s the biggest secret I keep from most people?

Writer’s Block: Your Username

August 17, 2008

Because of GoatBoy. That’s why.

Supervillainous Memetardedness

July 31, 2008

Courtesy of Dr Doom and a Doombot (

and

can fight over which is which).

Your results:
You are Apocalypse

Apocalypse
89%
Riddler
85%
Magneto
83%
The Joker
77%
Dr. Doom
76%
Lex Luthor
71%
Dark Phoenix
71%
Mystique
67%
Mr. Freeze
61%
Green Goblin
59%
Juggernaut
59%
Kingpin
54%
Two-Face
51%
Poison Ivy
51%
Catwoman
42%
Venom
42%
You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.


Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Memetarded Letter

April 4, 2008

Dear

,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it on the First of May In your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand that I had a sex-change. I’m returning the couch cushions to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship.

With ease,
Uhlrik

P.S.:

made me do it.

How to!

Dear (the person who last commented on your journal),

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I’m sure you’re ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I’m returning ___8___ to you, but I’ll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What’s the color of your shirt?
Blue – Our romance is over
Red – Our affair is over
White – I’m joining a monastery
Black – I dislike you
Green – Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey – You’re a pervert
Yellow – I’m selling myself
Pink – Your nostrils are insulting
Brown – The mafia wants you
No shirt – You’re a loser
Other – I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January – That night
February – Last year
March – When your dwarf bit me
April – When I tripped on sesame seeds
May – First of May
June – When you put cuffs on me
July – When I threw up
August – When I saw the shrunken head
September – When we skinny dipped
October – When I quoted Santa
November – When your dog ran amok
December – When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos – In your apartment
Pizza – In your camping car
Pasta – Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers – Under the bus
Salad – As you ate enchilada
Chicken – In your closet
Kebab – With Paris Hilton
Fish – In women’s clothing
Sandwiches – At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna – At the mental hospital
Hot dog – Under a state of trance
Other; With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the color of your socks?
Yellow – Hit on
Red – Insult
Black – Ignore
Blue – Knock out
Purple – Pour syrup on
White – Carve your initials into
Grey – Pull the clothes off
Brown – Put leeches on
Orange – Castrate
Pink – Pull the toupee off
Barefoot – Sit on
Other – Drive out

5. What’s the color of your underwear?
Black – My best friend
White – My father
Grey – Bill Clinton
Brown – My fart balloon
Purple – My mustard soufflé
Red – Donald Duck
Blue – My avocado plant
Yellow – My penpal in Ghana
Orange – My Kid Rock-collection
Pink – Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None – My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other – The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Other; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy – How awful I’ve felt
Sad – How boring you are
Bored – That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry – That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed – That we’re cousins
Excited – That there is no solution to this.
Nervous – The middle-east
Worried – That your Honda sucks
Apathetic – That I did a sex-change
Ashamed – That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly – That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous – That I’m open
Other – That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White – Your ring
Yellow – Your love letters
Red – Your Darth Vader-poster
Black – Your tame stone
Blue – The couch cushions
Green – The pictures from LA
Orange – Your false teeth
Brown – Your contact book
Grey – Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple – Your old lottery coupons
Pink – The cut toenails
Other – Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B – Your photo
C/D – The oil stocks
E/F – Your neighbour Martin
G/H – My virginity
I/J – The results of blood-sample
K/L – Your left ear
M/N – Your suicide note
O/P – My common sense
Q/R – Your mom
S/T – Your collection of butterflies
U/V – Your criminal record
W/X – David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z – Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B – Always will remember
C/D – Never will forget
E/F – Always wanted to break
G/H – Never openly mocked
I/J – Always have felt dirty before
K/L – Will tell the authorities about
M/N – Told in my confession today about
O/P – Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R – Told my psychiatrist about
S/T – Get sick when I think of
U/V – Always will try to forget
W/X – Am better off without
Y/Z – Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer – Senility
Soft drink – A new life as a clone
Soda – The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk – The apartment building
Wine – Cocaine abuse
Cider – A passionate interest for mice
Juice – Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water – Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate – Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky – To ruin the second world war
Other – To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm regards
USA – Best regards
England – Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain – Go and drown yourself
China – Disgusting regards
Germany – With ease
Japan – Go burn
Greece – Your everlasting enemy
Australia – Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Fuck off now
Italy – In pain
Other – Greetings to your freaky family