Oh, I say! I seem to have been cleft in twain.
What, what? Cut in half, you say? Why, I as well!
Too right! Most unsporting.
Still, one supposes that we ought not to delay that “falling apart” folderol much longer.
Despite the cliché, you understand.
Quite so! Wouldn’t be proper.
Oh, I should think that would be bad form.
Well, get on with it, man!