A few days ago, I noticed that the little advisory in my profile got changed. It had never changed before. So I had to investigate why the Earth Advisory Board had changed it.
Apparently, the geocide count is no longer "0," but "1," indicating that the earth is currently at a status: red, IE it has been destroyed. I like the reason, though. "We destroyed the world so that the hadron collider wouldn’t!"
That’ll teach me not to check regularly.