Memetarded Spacecraft

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LiveJournal Username
Spaceship Name
Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan
How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere’s one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye’s Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship’s computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination
How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can’t stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that’s the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it’s hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills
What’s the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum
How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline
What’s the spaceship’s primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther
What’s the Captain’s catchphrase?
Main Weapon System: Trans-Phasic Rending Beam
Main Defensive System: Teddy Roosevelt
Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments

45%
Voice of the ship’s computer: chrissiez
Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: creativedv8tion
Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: mistervimes
Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: lucretiasheart
Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: laurelei28
This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

Aquarius Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

Yeah baby.

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3 Responses to “Memetarded Spacecraft”

  1. meta4life Says:

    =heh=

    Don’t suppose you could tuck that behind an lj-cut, could you? It’s wonked out my Friends page entirely… 😉

  2. uhlrik Says:

    Who loves ya, baby?

  3. meta4life Says:

    Woo-hoo!

    Thanks, honey. 🙂

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