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More from The Onion, because I love you.
Nation to Ken Griffey, jr: ‘We Wish It Were You Hitting 756 Home Runs’.
That’s actually kind of poignant. If only.
In a related story, MLB To Put Asterisk, Pound Sign, Exclamation Point, Letter ‘F’ Next To Bonds’ Name In Record Books.
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended.
Now, that’s priceless.