In the News: A Unicorn Wrecked My Car, Officer!

Prosecutor Misinterprets the Unicorn Defense

If Noah had just had the foresight to leave those magical vermin off the Ark, this unfortunate incident could have been avoided and an innocent light pole could have been spared a large amount of blunt force trauma.

Waittaminute…

That said, I do love that the deputy prosecutor made that statement to the judge with a straight face.

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