Oh, the Germanity! Them Koreans Ate My Bunnies!

North Korea Eyes Giant German Rabbits

That’s a creative solution. Here’s another thought: maybe they should just feed Kim Jong Il to the masses. With all his purported superpowers, I’m sure that he is the most nutritious little dictator of recent times.

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41 Responses to “Oh, the Germanity! Them Koreans Ate My Bunnies!”

  1. creativedv8tion Says:

    Szmolinsky said the rabbits’ appetite should not be a concern for the North Koreans. “They’ll eat absolutely anything,” he said. “It’s no big problem.”

    Are they rabbits or goats?

  2. creativedv8tion Says:

    Szmolinsky said the rabbits’ appetite should not be a concern for the North Koreans. “They’ll eat absolutely anything,” he said. “It’s no big problem.”

    Are they rabbits or goats?

  3. lucretiasheart Says:

    You know– if they can’t feel their people on chicken– which can lay an egg a day, then how do they think THIS is going to help?

    *shakes head*

    Although, the day they eat their Great Leader will be the day I smile.

  4. uhlrik Says:

    Yes, yes they are.

  5. uhlrik Says:

    They’re looking for something — anything — that can beat atrocious mismanagement.

  6. uhlrik Says:

    They’re looking for something — anything — that can beat atrocious mismanagement.

  7. creativedv8tion Says:

    Goat-Rabbits? Madness! Madness, I say!

    Damn Germans! *shakes fist*

    Mixing Goats and Rabbits… what’s next? Cat-Dogs? Wolf-Rabbits? Bunnies and Humans?

    Thank God the Nazis aren’t in charge any more, or they’d be binding demons to hawt chicks!

    Nah, that’s just plain silly.

  8. creativedv8tion Says:

    Great Leaders do not get eaten. They, if anything, do the eating.

  9. lucretiasheart Says:

    What a nightmare scenario– being trapped in a country with a spoiled, fat, tantruming, 3-year old who requires the masses worship him!

    The solution he offers sounds sooo 3-year old-ish, “I KNOW! GIANT BUNNY RABBITS!”

  10. lucretiasheart Says:

    I’d say by the size of His Corpulentness, that much is obvious.

  11. creativedv8tion Says:

    It’s a time honoured tradition. They parasitically live off the land (or the people) and get fat while their subjects wither.

    It’s really the only reason I’ve not taken over a small country. I have enough self-image issues with the tummy I have now.

  12. lucretiasheart Says:

    ROFL!!

    *chokes*

  13. lucretiasheart Says:

    *spluttering laugh*

    I realize I need to stop choking from laughter before I read on — when will I learn?

  14. creativedv8tion Says:

    Yes, I suppose I should have a PSA attached to most of my comments – warning, may cause choking laughter?

  15. uhlrik Says:

    On that last note, you’ve gone too far. Nobody’d ever believe that.

    OTOH, wolf-rabbits sound downright pedestrian.

  16. uhlrik Says:

    at least they’re sure to be tasty.

    Somebody needs to put a slug in that guy, STAT. Knocking his brains out would surely raise the average level of sanity on the planet by a considerable margin.

  17. creativedv8tion Says:

    OTOH, wolf-rabbits sound downright pedestrian.

    well, replace rabbits with sheep then… and then you’d have…

    (dare I say it? dare I? you know I dare!)

    WOLVES IN SHEEP’S CLOTHING!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

    *snorts*

  18. uhlrik Says:

    Meanwhile, I eat all the peasants I want and never gain an ounce. Unfair, you say? Nay! Their succulent flesh is mine to consume!

  19. uhlrik Says:

    BWAHAHAHA!

    We really need an alternate history where Teddy took over the known universe and is worshipped as a god. Think of the moon having been reshaped into the likeness of His Awesomeness.

  20. creativedv8tion Says:

    Your metabolism will slow down once you reach your early-mid 30s, and then you’ll see…

  21. creativedv8tion Says:

    d00d, I’m so buying that RPG.

    Maybe it can be an HBO series.

    Oh, shit. Can you see it – Teddy and The Rough Riders meets John Carter of Mars style stories?

    *geekgasms*

  22. uhlrik Says:

    Eh, I’ll just switch to low-cholesterol peasants.

  23. uhlrik Says:

    I’m so there!

    Plus, it’s in the right era to have lots of late-steampunk and early zeppelin type adventures. Hooray! Zeppelins in space!

  24. creativedv8tion Says:

    Oh, fuck yeah. Ooh, we could even have Evil Empires in space… and the Martians… and Venusians (b/c Venusians are just as cool as Martians, yo) and… rogue planetoids… and dinosaurs, b/c there’s still dinosaurs on Venus.

    Ok, I gotta go clean up now.

  25. creativedv8tion Says:

    Better start feeding them better, then. Cheap bastidge.

  26. uhlrik Says:

    Everybody knows that there are still dinosaurs on Venus. With space travel and lightning-guns.

  27. creativedv8tion Says:

    Oooooh, dinosaurian humanoids with lightning guns and….

    *goes to clean up again*

  28. bosantibe Says:

    … The Maxx?

  29. bosantibe Says:

    … The Maxx?

  30. creativedv8tion Says:

    I honestly don’t recall enough of The Maxx to agree or disagree with you.

  31. creativedv8tion Says:

    I honestly don’t recall enough of The Maxx to agree or disagree with you.

  32. bosantibe Says:

    Dependent upon perspective, he’s either a human bum with an obsessive-delusional personality or a rabbit avatar of protection to a goddess made manifest.

    How the hell would one pluralize The Maxx, one wonders.

  33. bosantibe Says:

    Dependent upon perspective, he’s either a human bum with an obsessive-delusional personality or a rabbit avatar of protection to a goddess made manifest.

    How the hell would one pluralize The Maxx, one wonders.

  34. creativedv8tion Says:

    One imagines that one would most likely keep it the same: one Maxx, two Maxx, three Maxx…

    Or one could go with the Gollum approach: Maxxeses, we hates it, my precious!

  35. creativedv8tion Says:

    One imagines that one would most likely keep it the same: one Maxx, two Maxx, three Maxx…

    Or one could go with the Gollum approach: Maxxeses, we hates it, my precious!

  36. bosantibe Says:

    And the ever popular Maxxi, as per the appelation poorly given to something with a bonne riche plural, such as buffalo or fish, nonsensical whichever way.

  37. bosantibe Says:

    And the ever popular Maxxi, as per the appelation poorly given to something with a bonne riche plural, such as buffalo or fish, nonsensical whichever way.

  38. creativedv8tion Says:

    No, they tried Maxxi first, but then a Canuckistanian grocer threatened with a lawsuit, so that was quickly dropped.

  39. creativedv8tion Says:

    No, they tried Maxxi first, but then a Canuckistanian grocer threatened with a lawsuit, so that was quickly dropped.

  40. lucretiasheart Says:

    Gawds– no kidding! =\

  41. lucretiasheart Says:

    Gawds– no kidding! =\

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