I’m A Quiztard

I took the first of these quizzes a long time ago, so just for fun I took it again and got the same general results. Fair enough. I tweaked the image again too, because the one the quiz used was fugly.

Smart Paladin

85% Combativeness, 30% Sneakiness, 82% Intellect, 69% Spirituality

Valorous! Noble! Or possibly just a self-righteous jerk (but with the
brains to keep you alive!)… You are a Smart Paladin!

Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the
light. Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they
tend to meet sticky ends faster than you can say “rampaging red
dragon.” Many people look up to Paladins, while others just consider
them stuck up, overbearing, or self-righteous.

Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you’re pretty smart.
Which means that you’re more likely to fall into the “admired”
category, rather than the “obnoxious” or “dead” categories.

Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and
religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of
intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous
champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever
one you are, just be happy that you�ve got the smarts to back it up and
make it work.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on Combativeness
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You scored higher than 99% on Sneakiness
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You scored higher than 99% on Intellect
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You scored higher than 99% on Spirituality
Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

This next one works for me. 🙂

You are Bahamut!

You scored 9 good or evil, 21 spirituality, 7 power, and 22 intelligence!

Do you hear that? Something on the horizon stirs a cyclone from thin air, clouds boil and darken, the air grows chill as an unmistakeable sound pierces the air. The clouds part and a stream of pure white light streaks the sky, obliterating anything it touches, sparking countless explosions and drawing both gasps of terror and screams of agony in chorus. Granted, Bahamut has been known to play both sides, but he’s usually on the side of good. He’s extremely old, very wise, and lacking none of the power he wielded long ago. Basically he’s a demi-god, but for our purposes he’s the embodiment of all the best traits – intelligence, spirit, strength and good. Appearing in practically every single Final Fantasy in some form or other, Bahamut is synonymous with not only power, but strength of will, wisdom and strength of character.

I must applaud you, test taker, for you are in a class all your own. If you really measure up to Bahamut’s impressive list of attributes, you’re alright in my book.

Your polar opposite is the Goblin. You’re likely to get along with anyone aligned with Good.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on purity
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You scored higher than 99% on faith
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You scored higher than 99% on strength
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You scored higher than 99% on intelligence

Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The last one’s not a bad response.

The Chariot

You scored 70 change, 69 wellbeing, 71 wisdom, and 63 truth

The Chariot card is 7th in the series of the Major Arcana. The chariot driver controls the chariot with no reins or other harnesses, he expresses his will to control the functions and direction of the positive and negative forces representing the white and black sphinxes. This card is symbolic of the soul and the physical shell. The cart is enclosed and represents speech, for in speech we enclose ideas an set them into motion. Vocabulary can also serve as a protective unit by the power of words that strike home to the souls of others. The square on his breast plate is symbolic of order and control over the material world. This card falls under the vibration of the number 7.

some extra words:

achieving victory

reaching your goal

winning

being successful

dominating

coming out on top

beating the competition

using your will

being determined to succeed

focusing your intent

rising above temptation

letting nothing distract you

sustaining an effort

concentrating your energies

fixing on a goal

asserting yourself

being ego-focused

establishing an identify

knowing who you are

feeling self-confident

having faith in yourself

looking out for your interests

achieving hard control

mastering emotions

curbing impulses

maintaining discipline

holding in anger

getting your way

assuming the reins of power

showing authority

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on change
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You scored higher than 99% on wellbeing
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You scored higher than 99% on wisdom
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You scored higher than 99% on truth

Link: The What tarot card resembles you Test written by KamikazeParrot on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

5 Responses to “I’m A Quiztard”

  1. creativedv8tion Says:

    (Oh poo, too many charaters for a comment…)

    …but I got The Fool.

    Shocking.

  2. uhlrik Says:

    Indeed, shocking.

  3. creativedv8tion Says:

    My hair’s freaking standing straight up, I’m so shocked.

  4. chrissiez Says:

    Im a sheep so I did them too

  5. uhlrik Says:

    Yay! Follow da leader!

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