In The News: We’re All Going To Die!!

Well, we are.

Man Dies Hoisting Flag For World Cup Final.
At least he had his team’s colors with him to the end.

Bird With An Arrow Stuck In It Evades Rescuers
This is a hilarious visual here: an ibis, complete with arrow sticking out of it, continuously eluding a bunch of well-meaning animal lovers. Now, it sucks/is sad for the bird because the poor thing needs medical help, but it’s still funny.

Pregnant Woman Saves Neighbor From Fire

Cool. The rescuee was confined to a wheelchair, and the pregnant lady rescued her. I’ll admit that when I saw the headline I was hoping that the rescuee was a healthy man so I could laugh at him in a mean-spirited, mocking fashion.

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In The News: We’re All Going To Die!!

Well, we are.

Man Dies Hoisting Flag For World Cup Final.
At least he had his team’s colors with him to the end.

Bird With An Arrow Stuck In It Evades Rescuers
This is a hilarious visual here: an ibis, complete with arrow sticking out of it, continuously eluding a bunch of well-meaning animal lovers. Now, it sucks/is sad for the bird because the poor thing needs medical help, but it’s still funny.

Pregnant Woman Saves Neighbor From Fire

Cool. The rescuee was confined to a wheelchair, and the pregnant lady rescued her. I’ll admit that when I saw the headline I was hoping that the rescuee was a healthy man so I could laugh at him in a mean-spirited, mocking fashion.

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