In The News: Finally!

I meant to post these this morning, but I… well I didn’t.

Barry Manilow Used To Disperse Obnoxious Crowds

I’ve been following related stories about the use of music to control public spaces for some time, and it’s quite interesting. Classical music being piped into parks to dissuade certain demographics from lurking, for example. Barry Manilow would be a highly effective deterrent to nealy any form of sentient life, I would think.

Would-Be Bank Robber Asks How To Do It.

Uhhh… that’s just sad. Then leaving meekly when the tellers refuse and getting arrested? He even accidentally stabbed himself in the leg. This probably isn’t the stupidest criminal of the year, but it’s certainly the most pathetic so far.

Charmed Woman Marries Cobra In India

This’s in the same region where a lady married a dog a while back too. It’s apparently very much tied to some local religious variants. I’m curious what living arrangements go with marrying a nonsentient. Oh, and the groom got cold feet (er… maybe not feet…) and didn’t show. Thankfully there was a brass facsimile to stand in for him.

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One Response to “In The News: Finally!”

  1. bosantibe Says:

    Apparently in the case of snakes you build your home near theirs. With the dog, perhaps it moved in with the bride but who’s to say?

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In The News: Finally!

I meant to post these this morning, but I… well I didn’t.

Barry Manilow Used To Disperse Obnoxious Crowds

I’ve been following related stories about the use of music to control public spaces for some time, and it’s quite interesting. Classical music being piped into parks to dissuade certain demographics from lurking, for example. Barry Manilow would be a highly effective deterrent to nealy any form of sentient life, I would think.

Would-Be Bank Robber Asks How To Do It.

Uhhh… that’s just sad. Then leaving meekly when the tellers refuse and getting arrested? He even accidentally stabbed himself in the leg. This probably isn’t the stupidest criminal of the year, but it’s certainly the most pathetic so far.

Charmed Woman Marries Cobra In India

This’s in the same region where a lady married a dog a while back too. It’s apparently very much tied to some local religious variants. I’m curious what living arrangements go with marrying a nonsentient. Oh, and the groom got cold feet (er… maybe not feet…) and didn’t show. Thankfully there was a brass facsimile to stand in for him.

One Response to “In The News: Finally!”

  1. bosantibe Says:

    Apparently in the case of snakes you build your home near theirs. With the dog, perhaps it moved in with the bride but who’s to say?

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