In The News:

Hmmm... wonder where I've seen this happen.

3rd Grader Takes Teacher’s Van for Joyride

Yeah, I  wouldn’t want him back in my class either.

Phony Doctor Gives Free Breast Exams

People fell for this? There are SO many ways to go about protecting oneself from this sort of scam. In other news, the collective national IQ just dropped a few more points. By the end of the next election, we may be at a deficit.

Englad Fans Urged To Chant In German

Not quite a Germanity story, but interesting in its own way. Good way to rub in the 2001 victory though. Most English folks (admittedly few) that I’ve heard speaking German… well let’s just  say that in English, the English accent sounds good. In German, the English accent is appalling.

Batty Bird Lady Won’t Stop Feeding the Pigeons!

She’s GOT to be seriously messed up in the head. Convinced that the city’s flying rat population will starve if she doesn’t single-handedly keep them fed? Yikes. Newsflash: they were here before you, and they’ll be here after you.

How Did They Know To Search THERE?

The grenade was hidden in a vial in her vagina. Probably tripped a metal detector. Either way, that’s just nasty. I love how the article says she allegedly tried to smuggle the thing in. If you catch somebody red.. er, handed… I don’t think you need to say “allegedly”.

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2 Responses to “In The News:”

  1. creativedv8tion Says:

    If you catch somebody red.. er, handed… I don’t think you need to say “allegedly”.

    Sadly, until a court has proven said person guilty, or they confess, nobody seems willing to “go out on a limb” (hah) and say that someone is guilty of something. B/c you know, if they’re found innocent, they might sue ya.

  2. uhlrik Says:

    I’m well aware of the reasoning, I just think it’s asinine.

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In The News:

Hmmm... wonder where I've seen this happen.

3rd Grader Takes Teacher’s Van for Joyride

Yeah, I  wouldn’t want him back in my class either.

Phony Doctor Gives Free Breast Exams

People fell for this? There are SO many ways to go about protecting oneself from this sort of scam. In other news, the collective national IQ just dropped a few more points. By the end of the next election, we may be at a deficit.

Englad Fans Urged To Chant In German

Not quite a Germanity story, but interesting in its own way. Good way to rub in the 2001 victory though. Most English folks (admittedly few) that I’ve heard speaking German… well let’s just  say that in English, the English accent sounds good. In German, the English accent is appalling.

Batty Bird Lady Won’t Stop Feeding the Pigeons!

She’s GOT to be seriously messed up in the head. Convinced that the city’s flying rat population will starve if she doesn’t single-handedly keep them fed? Yikes. Newsflash: they were here before you, and they’ll be here after you.

How Did They Know To Search THERE?

The grenade was hidden in a vial in her vagina. Probably tripped a metal detector. Either way, that’s just nasty. I love how the article says she allegedly tried to smuggle the thing in. If you catch somebody red.. er, handed… I don’t think you need to say “allegedly”.

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  1. uhlrik Says:

    I’m well aware of the reasoning, I just think it’s asinine.

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