In The News: Boys Will Be Boys. Ninjas! Fire!

For my main headline today, I first have a visual aid that came to us via impressive serendipity.
Men....
(important note: check the second row, between “Hey, Trust Me” and “It’s the Black Wire…”)

Boy  Sets Self On Fire In Gas Theft

Aaaalllrighty then. He siphons gas from a firefighter, spills on his pants, then uses his lighter to get a better look at the spill… good job, sport.

50-year Old Postcard Returned To Sender

The original sender doesn’t want it back. How lame is that?


Texas Halts Arrests of Drunks In Bars

I shared the original story a while back. So it seems they finally gave up this asinine program. As they said, “We understand that everything has room for improvement, this included.”

Look! A Ninja! GET HIM!

Running through a school campus in black pajamas is sure to draw a swift and effective response from federal law enforcement. I feel safe now. That, and I’m sure one of those crafty pirates called in the tip.

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3 Responses to “In The News: Boys Will Be Boys. Ninjas! Fire!”

  1. uhlrik Says:

    Dude. Like, dude.

  2. creativedv8tion Says:

    Duuuuuuuuuuuude.

  3. uhlrik Says:

    Whoah.

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In The News: Boys Will Be Boys. Ninjas! Fire!

For my main headline today, I first have a visual aid that came to us via impressive serendipity.
Men....
(important note: check the second row, between “Hey, Trust Me” and “It’s the Black Wire…”)

Boy  Sets Self On Fire In Gas Theft

Aaaalllrighty then. He siphons gas from a firefighter, spills on his pants, then uses his lighter to get a better look at the spill… good job, sport.

50-year Old Postcard Returned To Sender

The original sender doesn’t want it back. How lame is that?


Texas Halts Arrests of Drunks In Bars

I shared the original story a while back. So it seems they finally gave up this asinine program. As they said, “We understand that everything has room for improvement, this included.”

Look! A Ninja! GET HIM!

Running through a school campus in black pajamas is sure to draw a swift and effective response from federal law enforcement. I feel safe now. That, and I’m sure one of those crafty pirates called in the tip.

3 Responses to “In The News: Boys Will Be Boys. Ninjas! Fire!”

  1. creativedv8tion Says:

    I work in DeLand, FL, the locale of the postcard story.

  2. creativedv8tion Says:

    Duuuuuuuuuuuude.

  3. uhlrik Says:

    Whoah.

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