Over the intercom

“Attention Robinsons♦May Customers. Robinsons♦May Beverly Hills has been closed for thirty minutes.

Please take your purchases and head downstairs to the exit in the
furniture department; it is the only exit that has not been locked.
Please exit the store in a timely manner. We will unleash the attack
dogs in five minutes.

For your shopping convenience, Robinsons♦May Beverly Hills will open
tomorrow morning at 10:00 AM. Good night and thank you for shopping at
Robinsons♦May Beverly Hills.”

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One Response to “Over the intercom”

  1. nightowl33 Says:

    I feel for you, really I do. Used to work in a department store…Boys 4-7 and 8-20. I hated retail. Esp. inventory in January. *shivers* Just recalling that time of my life… ugh.

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