More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Uhlrik

Stolen from while she was playing WoW.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Uhlrik!

  1. Uhlrik does not have toes!
  2. The pupil of an octopus’s eye is shaped like uhlrik.
  3. Olive oil was used for washing uhlrik in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  4. Tradition allows women to propose to uhlrik only during leap years.
  5. Uhlrik has only one weakness – the colour yellow.
  6. The patron saint of uhlrik is Saint Eugenie.
  7. Uhlrik was the first Tsar of Russia!
  8. If you chew gum while peeling uhlrik then it will stop you from crying!
  9. Uhlrik will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
  10. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw uhlrik into a volcano it would stop erupting!

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5 Responses to “More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Uhlrik”

  1. nightowl33 Says:

    I don’t think you previewed this before posting! Might want to edit 😀

  2. uhlrik Says:


  3. nightowl33 Says:

    Ah. Much better, thanks.

  4. anonymous Says:

    Snow White’s coffin was made of lakantanz.
    Lakantanz can live for up to a week without a head.
    Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by lakantanz fighting underground!
    The horns of lakantanz are made entirely from hair.
    Lakantanz can taste with his feet!
    Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft’s employees are lakantanz!
    Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of lakantanz.
    If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill lakantanz!
    Lakantanz can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
    Lakantanz can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!

  5. uhlrik Says:


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